| Line | Song | Musical |
| Well I do the best I can: | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler on the Roof |
| Isn't it nice to know a lot? | I Know Things Now | Into the Woods |
| How can you measure the life of a woman or man? | Seasons of Love | Rent |
| I'm big and strong and hot! | He Is Not Dead Yet | Spamalot |
| Where nothing's over three stories high, | Not For The Life of Me | Thoroughly Modern Millie |
| To the mountains of Peru, | No Place Like London | Sweeney Todd |
| Makin' lazy circles in the sky, | Okalahoma | Okalahoma! |
| I get it the whole day through. | Tea for Two | No, No, Nanette |
| With a four-speed on the floor, | Greased Lightning | Grease |
| You've got to pick a pocket or two. | You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two | Oliver! |
| What our God in Heaven has in store, | One Day More | Les Miserables |
| I'm not living without you. | And I am Telling You I'm Not Going | Dreamgirls |
| And the wind begins to moan, | Memory | Cats |
| It's nice to have you back where you belong. | Hello, Dolly! | Hello, Dolly! |
| Only drink when you're all alone, | Belly Up To The Bar, Boys | Unsinkable Molly Brown, The |
| To right the unrightable wrong! | The Impossible Dream | Man of La Mancha |
Reading down the first letter of each musical gives the message: "FIRST SONG OLD CHUM".